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Dear Jenny Cat and Tabbi Kat,

I know I was away over Xmas (from late afternoon 24th to late evening 27th) you weren't neglected, the neighbours came in and fed you about ½kg of kibble. Other than not having any gooshy fud yesterday morning (27th) that is. So why one of you peed on the bed I do not know. I suspect you, Jenny Cat, as you woke me at ( Read more... )

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Dear Tabbi Kat,

I get the hint. You want some fresh greenery. You didn't need to eat half my new baby Aloe Vera plant to give me the hint though. Next time I'm at the pet store I'll get some cat grass for you.

Your, 'allowed,

CatMum.

Dear Tabbi Kat,

You have been told before that the porage oats are mine. So please stop trying to eat them when I am sorting my breakfast. Stalking off and falling off the counter only made me laugh. The disgusted look you gave me only made me laugh even harder which was not exactly a good idea right at then. So I suppose vengeance has been ( Read more... )

Dear Tabbi Kat,

Yes I've shut the bedroom window. I was getting cold at night now we are heading towards autumn. That's no reason for you to stomp out of the bedroom complaining loudly. It is the only window in the house that is fully shut there are plenty of others that you can stick your nose out of.

Your, frozen solid,

CatMum.

Tabbi Kat just wandered up, fished the bananana skin out of my porage bowl, dumped it on the floor and then proceeded to lick the congealed porage up. That cat is weird.

A cat
A little cat
Looking round and round
There she is a sat
and looking very proud.

Dear Tabbi Kat,

You do know how to use the litter tray. Yes? So why was it this morning that you managed to pee on the floor whilst actually squatting inside it. You are aware that it delayed me giving you your breakfast you poor starving moggie. Even Jenny Cat was less than impressed with you.

Your, scary mop wielding,

CatMum.